Style Sheriff Joan Rivers welcomed Penelope Mitchell and Freya Tingley, the two hot Australian break-out stars of Hemlock Grove, as well as Christina Milian, the Dip it Low social media correspondent for The Voice, to dish the dirt on Fashion Police.
The Must see Looks of the Week, started with The GLAAD Awards, and Elle Fanning in a Lanvin dress Joan described as a, ‘Penis in a necktie’, and felt gossip icon Perez Hilton, showing off his newly svelte physique, looked like a, ‘Dolphin at Sea World, a smooth body with an active blow-hole’.
On Rack Report, no one gave the thumbs up to Beyonce’s Golden Boob costume. Said Joan, ‘The boobs are real, but I think she’s lip-synching’.
Everyone loved Katy Perry’s two piece ensemble for Coachella. ‘If I had wanted a man with a mustache that close to my crotch, I would have said yes to Hulk Hogan years ago‘, said Joan. Referring to Katy’s relationship with John Mayer, Joan noted, ‘Those two go on and off more often than Kirstie Alley’s refrigerator light’.
No one cared for Mathew McConaughey’s, Vivienne Westwood suit, but gave him kudos for stepping out of the pack and taking a risk.
Kate Hudson got rave reviews for her look at Tiffany’s Blue Book Ball and won Best Dressed for the week.
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