Joan and her guests, Boston Celtic Rajon Rondo, and Jessica Walters, from the returning (to Netflix) ‘Arrested Development‘, gave Solange Knowles the ‘Life of the Party’ award, for her red carpet look at the Cannes Film Festival.
Julianne Moore was awarded, ‘Terd in the Punch Bowl’, for her uninspired Cannes attire and her ‘toes-don’t-fit’ shoes.
Jennifer Lopez got a ‘get out of jail free card’, for her knock-out look at the Billboard Awards.
The Fashion Police had mixed feelings for Miley Cyrus. Giuliana Rancic and Kelly Osbourne thought it was wild and fun, especially since the Billboard Awards were in Vegas. Joan thought she looked like, ‘a gay Nascar driver’.
Emmy Rossum was a ‘Must See Look of the Week’ at the Billboard event. “I can’t stop looking at her “, said Joan. ” I haven’t seen anything that black, or that tight, since the last time I was looking at Latoya Jackson’s face.”
Bruce Jenner won the ‘Man Candy’ award. Photographed on vacation in Greece with his family, Joan remarked, “He still looks like an Olympian, only its Dorothy Hamill.”
Joan visited fashion designer Betsey Johnson for a ‘Closet Raid’. Betsey and her daughter LuLu will be bringing their docu-series, XoX to the Style network.
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