Joan Rivers was in comedy mode Friday night when she was joined by guest host Jaime Pressly, announcing she will be returning to Two and a Half Men. Brooke Burns and Wendie Malick also joined Joan for some laughs.
On must see looks of the week, Robert Downey Jr. stole the show, wearing Lederhosen at his premiere of Iron Man 3. Said Joan, ‘He has more junk up front than John Hamm’, and ‘It looks like K.D. Lang forgot to shave’.
It wasn’t a good week for Gwyneth Paltrow. She was named most disliked Hollywood celebrity, and the cruelest cut of all, ‘Fash Ho of the Week’. No one approved of her flowery ensemble to the Iron Man 3 premiere, said Joan – ‘Gwenyth, Gwenyth darling, I’ve seen happier wallpaper in a concentration camp’.
On Hanna Mae Lee’s, outfit for the MTV Music Awards, Joan quipped, ‘Where is Beavis, because here is butthead!’ She did receive kudos from the panel for getting what she wanted…attention!
Fashion Police icon, Kerry Washington was fined for her red carpet faux pas in a Michael Kors gown. ‘Here comes Django unraveled’, said Joan.
On the overall fashion disasters at Coachella, Fashion Police host, George Kotsiopoulos urged fans to remember that everyone is getting a DUI – Dressing Under the Influence! On Vanessa Hudgens multiple costumes at the event Joan remarked, ‘She’s looks busier than Adele’s kitchen at snack time’.
Kesha was looking out of character chic on the red carpet. ‘I’m shocked’, said Joan, ‘normally she buys her clothes at Forever 69’.
On the appearance of actress and musician Taylor Momsen, Joan couldn’t resist remarking, ‘ Her shorts are tighter than Barbra Streisand leaving a tip, and her make-up artist was Captain Jack Sparrow’.
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