I admit it. I’m a Joan Ranger. But I don’t tune into FASHION POLICE for the fashion. I tune in for the laughs.
JOAN RIVERS, the first sit-down comedienne. What a genius!
From the comfort of her platform – a living room styled talk show – she kibitzes with friends, KELLY OSBOURNE, GIULIANA RANCIC and GEORGE KOTSIOPOULOS.
Joan dishes on Bitch Stole my Look, Guess me from Behind, Starlet or Streetwalker, and flings one-line celebrity zingers as easily as if they were flowers from her coffee table.
This week Joan got things rolling with a reflection on JANUARY JONES. Shown in an unflattering long legged photo, Joan’s comment on January, “Her legs are so thin they look like they’re plucked from an Ethiopian basket of chicken”.
She showed model KATE MOSS no mercy for appearing publicly in less than glamorous attire. “No make-up, no pants, NO BONUS!”
After adoring words for skater JOHNNY WEIR, she proclaimed him the LIBERACE of sports!
Thanks for keeping me laughing Joan. You’re good medicine.
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