Joan Rivers is always good for a laugh

Joan Rivers is at the top of her game….making people laugh and looking good! On her weekly E network Fashion Police, Joan is top cop!

Nascar’s Jeff Gordon and Basketball’s Matt Barnes, both looked dapper as the guests welcomed Kelly Osbourne back to the show from a recent health scare. Joan initiated Matt with, “You’ve switched teams more often than Anne Heche”, referring to his recent trade to the LA Clippers.

Knowing Matt is famous for numerous tattoos, Joan was eager to show off hers.  She displayed a magic marker image of a round stick figure, ” It’s the Chinese caricature for bloated” she proudly explained.

Both Kesha and Madonna won spots on the teams Worst Dressed list. In response to Madonna wearing a Boy Scout uniform to support gay rights, Joan quipped, “She found the outfit in Jerry Sandusky’s dumpster”. Joan was totally put off by some athletic gloves Madonna was wearing, sparking the comment, “Her hands are harder to see than Tim Tebow’s penis”.

Joan had no mercy for Kesha. “Her outfit looks like Chaz Bono’s crotch, it’s messy and it doesn’t work”!.

Showing both J.Lo and Charlize Theron sporting the hottest trend – high heeled wedgie sneakers – Joan requested,  “Somebody call me when they come in orthopedic”.

Touting Gold Medalist swimmer Ryan Lochte’s new show coming on the E channel, ‘What would Ryan Do ?’                                                                                   Joan quickly added, “They really wanted Paris Hilton to star in ‘Who Wouldn’t Paris Do ?’

Thanks for keeping me laughing Joan.