Top cop Joan Rivers is in full Spring Fever mode, declaring Rihanna the Best Dressed of the week for her upbeat Spring attire. ‘I love the Tiffany Blue skirt’, chirped Joan, ‘they’re both so famous for their boxes’. ‘I’m happy she didn’t do the skirt any shorter, otherwise we’d be seeing more crack than a Colombian drug raid’.
Victoria Secret Angel, Lily Aldridge, and wife of Kings of Leon’s lead singer, Caleb Followill, was Joan’s guest hostess, assisting in the Looks of the Week.
At the Black Rock premiere, Kate Bosworth wore a fashion forward dress everyone loved – just not on her. ‘That is a worse fit than Mel Gibson at a premiere of Yentl ‘, was Joan’s comment.
Diana Argon of Glee has dyed her blonde hair red to update her image, but the Fashion Police have issued a warrant for her arrest for the dress and shoes she wore shopping. They did approve of the purse, which may reduce the fine.
Richard Branson drew laughs for losing a bet with a friend and having to dress in drag like an airline stewardess. Too frightening to show here, Joan remarked, ‘With those red lips and scraggly beard, he looks like Sharon Stone’s crotch in Basic Instinct’.
Actress Chloe Moretz (Dark Shadows and the upcoming remake of Carrie), was caught in a Jeremy Scott faux fur. ‘She looks like a gay Chubaka”, said Joan, ‘Or a parakeet with Down Syndrome’.
Kesha, on the set of her new video, is a Fashion Police favorite. ‘I love Kesha’, said Joan, ‘Even when she looks like a deranged Easter Bunny’. ‘Too bad she’s not bringing us candy, only regrets and a burning sensation’.
It was a fashion faux pas for Anne Hathaway in Givenchy. Still under the punk influence of the Met Costume Gala, she attempted to channel Andy Warhol starlet Edie Sedgewick, but her too bright make-up and messy look won her Worst Dressed of the Week .
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