Another week of laughs with E’s Fashion Police hostess, funny lady JOAN RIVERS.
Joan’s guests this week were Kristin Cavalleri, looking fabulous after having a baby, and tall dark and handsome Englishman Ed Weeks, who plays a gynecologist on The Mindy Project. Joan was delighted to meet Ed, and quick to add, “I know that if you want to have sex in England all you have to do is get drunk and stand near somebody”.
Joan was enthusiastic about Nicole Kidman’s Oscar de la Renta gown, voting her one of the best dressed of the week, but also noting, “Her face is tighter than Randy Travis’s butt on his first day in prison”.
Joan is a Miley Cyrus fan, but not a fan of the black and white striped jump suit Miley was wearing to Ryan Seacrest’s charity function.. “I haven’t seen lines that long since the Vatican got a new altar boy”.
On the ‘Must see look of the week’, Joan was disappointed in Jennifer Lopez’s youthful frock, stating, “She looks like Jenny from the blah”.
She insisted Kim Kardashian be arrested for snatching someone else’s frock. In ‘Bitch stole my look’, Kim was paired in a LANVIN dress with Zoe Saldana. ‘Bitch stole my lunch is more like it’, said Joan. ‘If you take away Kim’s head, you’d think she was a lampshade’.
For ‘Fash Ho of the week’, it was a unanimous hands down for porn star Jenna Jameson. This award seems to have made Jenna angry, she was arrested Saturday evening for assault and battery!
One of Joans, and the Fashion Police’s favorite fashionistas is Sarah Jessica Parker, who won this weeks’ Best Dressed. Congratulations Sarah!
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